always some kind of fucking temperature

Yooooooooooooo!!! I will be using! Lit!

Support my bro Stef and Noirbnb. For real. Not even saying that because he’s my homie. That’s a legit business and it’s for us!

see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

Gay

that’s his snail

one time over christmas dinner my dad said something about how he respected margaret thatcher and his uncle just got up, left the house, and flew back to ireland.

I mean I assume that this scene took place in England, but it’s funnier if you assume that it was in North America

We live in New York lmao

a special message for a very special someone

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

I remember when they did our HPV injections in high school loads of girls tried to refuse it and surprise surprise like half of them are now antivaxxers on Facebook still whining on and on like "omg I CAN'T I'm afraid of needles" that's great Jordyn, I'm afraid of dying of a preventable disease because you were too much of a little bitch to contribute to herd immunity.

These same girls who were "afraid of needles", by the way, would skip the morning and waltz in for their last period English Lit quiz with brand new cartilage piercings in both ears. You know, the kind that can't be done with a piercing gun.

Here’s an earlier reblog about how my school offered comfort options for people who were legitimately afraid of needles (and when I say legitimate I don’t mean they were asking for proof; they were just going “do you think it would be less stressful with [insert comfort option]?”) and I think you got my point here, but I do really want to make it clear that I am NOT ON ANY LEVEL mocking trypanophobia, and when I say “too much of a little bitch” I do really mean “too full of their own perceived self-importance”. At least three of them are now advertising alternative medicine on Facebook.

just got back from my first shift as a welder. i have a beam attack now

effective range: 1.6-2.4mm