MURDER MATTRESS:

I have mattress that has some stains on it that I'm giving away for free has some juice stains on it have kid so had so e spills and such on it so that why I'm giving away free. It cleaned and disinfectanted. Have used leather loveseat given from friend. Clean apt so all furniture works great just some wear and tear. Must pick up

Summerville, South Carolina

Translation:

How do I explain this murder? My kid (me) spilled about a gallon of juice (blood) so that's why I'm hoping you take it. Taking it to the dump would be too incriminating. I'm hoping you take it from my apartment building so the cops watching me from outside are fooled!

Free box spring and mattress. Pulled them out of a purchased storage unit. I don’t know the origin of the stain but the mattress doesn’t stink.

Jacksonville, Florida

Translation:

Decent condition, used for a few months each. I washed to cover on the Purple mattress, it's just stained. Take one or both.

Call text or email Michael

Miami, Florida

Translation:

Waiting for the guys from the First 48 to show up... I'm going to need a lawyer.

Free if you can come pick it up.

Miami, Florida

Translation:

The love seat was in a very hot office with no a/c for years and the vinyl melted away but the couch is solid and if you buy a 30.00 (guessing a price) slip cover, no one will know. Bought at Target about 8 yrs ago and never really sat on much. Will update tomorrow with pictures or I can email them. You pick up and bring a friend who can help.

Tucson, AZ

Translation: Abandoned and “melted”. I never really sat on it much yet when I did I made sure to destroy it by rubbing my back vigorously till the fabric peeled away. 

You’ll spend more on a slipcover than you would at the GoodWill buying a gently used decent couch. However, to make it even more appealing, I’ve laid this couch on it’s side so it’s extra damaged when you pick it up. Of course you must bring a friend because I am too lazy to help you. Hence, this post for my free trash couch. 

Scrappers wanted! // There is a steel frame couch on our sidewalk. Taken apart as best as we can, full of steel! Please recycle this instead of it going into the landfill! Individual pieces relatively lightweight.

Pittsburgh, PA

Translation: Even I know this is 100% trash so I’m pretending a scrap metal enthusiast will come make a mountain out of my molehill. 

Free king sized mattress. Must pick up.

North Austin, TX

Free california king mattress // Just as title says and picture shows, need to get rid of asap as I dont need.. the stains on the mattress are glue, just put a mattress topper on it and its good to go

Free Queen size mattress in good condition

King size bed for free / must pick up asap

Boothwyn, PA

Great shape! no bed bugs! 3 years old, used in house with dogs and cat. FREE!

Brewerytown Philadelphia PA

Full mattress, frame, headboard and box spring. Must be able to pick it up yourself.

San Diego, CA

Translation: 

Purple stain, purple stain Purple stain, purple stain Purple stain, purple stain I only wanted to see you Bathing in the purple stain

“Queen size mattress, coffee table, and two recliners. 

First come. No emails or calls. Don't ring the doorbell”

Grove City, OH

One big couch and matching loveseat by dumpsters at XXXX Mint road Maryville TN 37803. Pick up before it rains, tacked some tarp into it to try and keep ferret in, ferret still got in so it smells like ferret. A bottle of febreeze and you're good to go! Pick up only I don't live there anymore !!

Maryville, TN 

Translation: Blair Witch Couch. 

Hickory, NC 28602 At Curb What Is Not Taken Goes To Dump

Hickory, NC

All free. *MUST TAKE BOTH* Mattress old, needs covering if you keep it. Grey chair is sturdy but needs cleaning, been outside. No partial pick ups. Must take all items.

Cedartown, GA