#murderstain

I have mattress that has some stains on it that I'm giving away for free has some juice stains on it have kid so had so e spills and such on it so that why I'm giving away free. It cleaned and disinfectanted. Have used leather loveseat given from friend. Clean apt so all furniture works great just some wear and tear. Must pick up

Summerville, South Carolina

Translation:

How do I explain this murder? My kid (me) spilled about a gallon of juice (blood) so that's why I'm hoping you take it. Taking it to the dump would be too incriminating. I'm hoping you take it from my apartment building so the cops watching me from outside are fooled!