Abbie :]

Is the electric guitar the world's first 'gay only' instrument?

It may shock you but there are straight men who play electric guitar.

Yeah they fucking wish

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

give that transfem a tummy. feed her lots of *remembers that the global presence of burgers is in part due to america’s cultural and economic systems of imperialism* biryani. feed her biryani.

i don’t think everyone has a fursona i think it’s like if you were in bojack horseman like some people are still humans

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

check it out, i jsut made blood and flesh actually kind of sexual and epic. I put a bit of catholic vocabulary in there as well, "the divine" makes an appearence. itslike if romance and death was eating.... well... you get the picture. do you like it? do you? what if i showed you another one? what if i showed you this one? what if i showed you the first one again? what if i showed you another? what about this one? what if i included more raw meat and reference to biting and teeth in it? its good right? ok let me explain its like if, love meat consume godly fuck possession blood gnaw kill each other sexual. yes?

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line