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and now i know how goob of meet the robinsons felt

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

if we’ve been mutuals over a year we’re cousins

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

Karen page they can never make me hate you, your heart’s too big and u care too much. They’ll never understand.

i don't trust people who hate terra. you're allowed to dislike or not care about a character obviously, but many of the people of the people who straight up hate her feel that way either because they're ignoring the nuance of her character or because they're treating her as a real person and ignoring how her creators' biases shaped her

i take it all back if you hate tara markov you're a bad person and i get to hit you with rocks

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

if i was dating megan thee stallion i would push a giant boulder up a hill every morning to prove her my worth