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the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet
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Tim Curry has seen this post and disagrees with it, sorry OP.
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Got his ass together in three words
Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.
when ms. piggy fucks kermit's puppet hole do you think the tip of her 18" hog hog presses against his V-shaped mouth flaps and locks his jaw all the way open?
If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?
read your bible
thanks!
This is what many people do not understand when I am accused of beastiality for having sexual intercourse with Kermit the Frog. Yes he is a frog, but he has a soul and is baptized within the Catholic Church (note baptized, not "saved." Protestants DNI!) so there is nothing sinful about our relations. Kermit is not an animal- the only thing animalistic about our sex life is the passion and ferver with which he sucks me through my Joker Pants!
me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff
ciro: cool let me try
full context
been a lot of reblogs that didn't see the added context assuming that the ai overview was hallucinating and that this post is about ai being evil or stupid or something lmao
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me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff
ciro: cool let me try
AI will discourage the critical thinking it takes to read my texts about the time alf impregnated me
Have you guys seen that clip
Go off Kermit
If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?
read your bible
thanks!
muppet sex wiki
off center kermit goatse is clearly a better choice of icon for this blog than the "just the picture of kermit in the wiki's logo" that i was using before
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the real tragedy of my main getting temporarily deactivated was losing access to this sideblog, clearly
Got his ass together in three words
NO FEAR. The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best
(source)
the muppets were definitely all fucking
especially gonzo
Muppet fact of the day: One of the Muppet show’s pilot episodes was called “The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence”, but the Muppets are owned by Disney now and Disney really doesn’t like the word “sex” so they insist on just calling it “the Muppet Show Pilot”
anyway reblog this forbidden image of Jim Henson in front of the Sex and Violence title card to make Disney mad
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