being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors
Acquired Stardust
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Kaledo Art

shark vs the universe

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

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I'M SCREAMKNG
I was just at the dispensary waiting in a really long line and not paying attention AT ALL and not thinking about my lesbian flag shoelaces and some girl who I presumed to be a freak walked up and was like I Like Your Shoelaces and unfortunately I had my auto responder on and instantly went Thanks I Stole Them From The President and she went Joe Biden is a lesbian?? So anyways I'm throwing myself off the Sears tower
So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.
Stay with me.
We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.
I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.
It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.
(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)
Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.
My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.
When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.
We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.
Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.
The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.
I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.
Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”
Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.
But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.
The rules of Gay Pirate Plate are simple by the way.
The plate must be clearly and openly displayed in a place of great prominence whenever it is in your possession. When it is not in your possession, the display piece must remain in place. This is where you would put your gay pirate plate, IF YOU HAD ONE.
No active steps may be taken to prevent the theft of the Gay Pirate Plate. That goes against the spirit of the game, as does attempting to hide it.
The plate MUST be stolen and cannot be gifted or removed with permission. Should you witness attempted theft of the Gay Pirate Plate you are required to intervene and return it to its place.
Every time your sibling successfully absconds with the Gay Pirate Plate, you must respond with indignant fury, as if you have not also repeatedly and blatantly stolen the Gay Pirate Plate.
WOE
PLATE BE UPON YE
My family plays a game in the same spirit but reversed. We were given a fake rock that says “forever in out hearts” after my grandfather died. My family hates it, my grandfather would have hated it. So now the game is to pass the rock.
You must sneak the rock into a family member’s possession without them knowing. You cannot give it back to whoever gave it to you.
My grandmother mailed it to her daughter’s inlaws so they could leave it on her doorstep. My mother sewed it into a dog toy and sent it to my uncle. My aunt hid it amongst my wedding presents. I crocheted it into the rootball of a crochet bonsai tree for my sister. My sister buried it in my aunt’s garden-beds a month before she was due to plant stuff in them knowing she would dig it up.
We all live in fear of the rock and yet in joyous anticipation of the next furious message in the family groupchat with a picture of the rock. I have to plan out what to do when it next comes to me….
Reblogging for the concept of Living In Fear Of The Rock. 😏
Filibusterfrog Worldbuilding etc. Masterpost
some links for you folks, easy access, mostly added in order of completion
General worldbuilding
Half elves’ Home Made Families
The Orc Smear Campaign
Orc Smear Campaign Updated
Chameleon Dragonborn
Elf Hair
Elf Hair Updated
Dwarf Hair
Albinism pt 1/ pt 2
Halflings and Adoption
Prosthesis
Disease
Magic Seals
How magic works
Elf Eyes
Magic tattoos
Tiefling Horns (+ cultural practices)
Fae carapaces
Changelings
Glowing Elf Hair
Plague Doctors
Plague doctors updated
plague doctors pt 2
Kobolds!
Undead Druids
Eldest Elves
aasimar and tiefling traits
bugbears and bodypaint
Undead core classes
Gnomes
Goblin Diet
Hybrids
Tieflings
Dragonborn
Orcs
Wood Elves
Drow
Dwarves
Tabaxi
Aasimar
Kobolds
Halflings
Genasi
Living Islands
Eggs
Islands pt 1
Desert Biome
Islands part 2
Bestiary
Packs
Explorers Pack
Priests Pack
Burglars Pack
Entertainers Pack
Dungeoneers Pack
Diplomats Pack
Monster hunters pack
Spell Scars
Cantrips
1st level
(1st level updated)
2nd level
(2nd level updated)
3rd level
4th level
5th level
6th level
7th level
8th level
9th level
Commissioned
Catalogues for toe-in-the-water furries and monsterfuckers
Cats
Metallic Dragons
Chromatic Dragons
Harpies
Cervitaurs (deer-centaur)
½ Minotaur/ quarter bulls
Seasonal Fae
Dream fae
Dryads
tiefling horns (1) (2)
Doggys
Fish
Eldritch horrors
Horses :)
Kenku

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peach every morning when she goes to take a walk
Me (waking up from a 40 minute nap): Hwf auag... ouugh,,
Glowing tree outside my house:
Whats your fucking problem dude
Glow blog
this got Numbers on twitter so i’m posting here cause i literally have nothing else going on but working on my webcomic which you can read here and support here

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digimon, but make it fashion
This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”
let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet
glad to see those spreading the truth
Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees
Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.
did you just fucking have this
a tender moment
To everyone working on a sewing project right now:
If you realize you messed something up, and your immediate response is, "I won't undo that. No one will notice..."
The RIGHT NOW is the ideal time to take a little break. Turn off the iron. Turn off the sewing machine. Go outside. Eat a piece of toast. Drink some water. Look at a cat. Walk away for like ten minutes.
Don't talk yourself into ignoring something you'll regret ignoring just because you have momentum going.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go un-sew all this lace that I put on upside-down.

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I wish we could have pet dinosaurs, I bet they’d be smart and like birds or something. Big fluffy ones you could feed with snake mice and stuff. Jurassic Park could’ve been huge if they bred big cute fluffy dinosaurs. You could take them on walks! Teach them things! They’d probably sound like slowed-down birds! Adorable!!
Realistically they probably would hate you and rip you apart but… imagine
they should just put random people’s faces on money
like when you get your picture taken at the DMV there’s a chance you’re the 5 dollar bill now