Due to a regrettable misunderstanding, Izuku opens a package meant for his hot neighbor, Bakugou. Worse yet, this is no ordinary package. It’s a delivery from a sex shop called “Planet Dildo.” Izuku’s choice to hand-return the package to Bakugou launches them both into a comedy of errors and (mostly) unintended embarrassment. And far too many sex toys.
Author’s Note: I've been working on this fic for like 8 months and I'm beyond excited to finally share it!! It's part of the BKDK bang, where I was paired up with the lovely Sofi, aka @/cantstopsimp on Bluesky and Twitter! Her art is embedded in Chapter 4 but the link is also here
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku
Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, 5+1 Things, Post-Canon, Midoriya Izuku loves Bakugou Katsuki so much he might throw up, Bakugou Katsuki Has Heart Problems, mentions of vomiting, i’m afraid there is actually quite a bit of detail in the vomiting scene but it’s necessary for comedic effect, light humor, Fluff, Birthday spent in the hospital, goose shenanigans, Yes you read that right
Summary:
Bakugou Katsuki has been trying to propose to his boyfriend months. The universe, however, seems determined to make sure it never happens.
(Or: Five times the world sabotaged Katsuki’s proposal—and the one time Izuku beat him to it.)
the new fear street movie was one of the worst horror movies i’ve ever seen. the writing was terrible, the audience wasn’t led to care about any of the characters, the actual slashings were lazy and unimaginative, and the original themes of the trilogy were completely abandoned. i was obsessed with the fear street trilogy when they first came out, and this movie had no place in that universe. there wasn’t even lesbians or a witch’s curse. so stupid and terrible
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correct me if i’m wrong but, fear street: prom queen is supposed to be set in shadyside. right? right. that town in the movie is NOT shadyside. those big ass houses. a big ass fucking prom. nice lockers, clean floors, expensive decorations, and ect. thats not fucking shadyside dude, it’s canonically referred to as shittyside, babe none of that is shitty.
So there is a phenomenon called heteropaternal superfecundation in which twins can be conceived by 2 different fathers. I’m so hopeful that that’ll be the case for our favorite cruise thruple
Like imagine it they’re both a father so they decide to just be a big happy family. Max and Tristan just need to realize they’re bisexuality.
slides over ~ so you like Nalu and gratsu…would it be ok if I request poly hcs on Natsuxlucyxgray please 🙏!!
Hi, there! Thanks for the question 😊❤️
Oooh, I've never considered that 🤔 Never thought of them as a poly ship before... so let's see! Sounds fun!
Shall we call it ... Granatslu (Gra-Nats-Lu)?
❄️🔥🌟
Gray is definitely the cook of the three... which isn't saying much. Ur taught him the basics of hunting, skinning, and prepping animals, and--while Natsu knows this, too--Gray can actually cook them without turning them to charcoal. Lucy's posh upbringing means she didn't really learn to do much else than make tea, and she's... quite clueless in the kitchen. So when Gray's gone, Natsu and Lucy are usually stuck with noodles or some poor animal burnt to a crisp that Lucy refuses to eat.
Happy loves joining their dogpile in bed, but sometimes Gray gets too hot with all four of them and takes the couch.
Lucy has days where she is fed up with two guys taking over her space in her apartment. They leave messes wherever they go, and she had to put her foot down when she found ice in her bed and scorch marks on her fridge. Now, when they have sleepovers at Lucy's place, they have to leave it how they found it. Sometimes, though, Gray and Natsu find... creative ways to make it up to her. It's the darnedest thing--she forgets all about why she was mad in the first place 🤔.
Gray and Lucy often go on dates that normal, civil people go on (like museums, cafes, restaurants, etc.) while Natsu prefers to drag Gray out to the wilderness to brawl... it allows him some time to be rougher in other ways, too, which Lucy doesn't always enjoy seeing.
Speaking of... Once, she gasped and asked Gray "Are you okay?!" when Natsu pinned Gray roughly to the wall in front of her for the first time. Natsu had smirked and said "Oh, don't worry, Luce. He's about to be more than 'okay.'"
(spoilers) After they all learn that Natsu is E.N.D., Gray and Natsu have a phase where it's hard for them to be near each other. Gray's Demon Slayer Magic and Natsu's Demon...ness don't play nice when their negative emotions are heightened. As a result, Lucy often notices when it may be a good time to do something with one or the other by theirselves.
Gray doesn't smoke as often as he used to, but Natsu can immediately smell it on him (no matter how thorough a shower or spritz of cologne) and will always tattle to Lucy about it, who lectures Gray each time. Sometimes Gray will buy Natsu's silence with spicy snacks or distract him in... other ways before he gets a chance to open his big mouth.
They absolutely make Gray dig these outfits back out. (I mean, look at them.)
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everyone crying over caitlyn dictator this caitlyn fascist arc that … everyone failed to recognize the power of a butch lesbian against generational cycles of violence. caitlyn most girlfailure dictator ever. saw her ex for 3 seconds and immediately folded. girl me too tf
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they literally coalesced in the most beautiful way imaginable. and i've been seeing a lot of people upset with the lack of a kiss. but, this scene should make very clear the love they hold for one another, and i actually enjoy it more without a kiss. touching forheads like this is actually a form of affection seen in the undercity, too. (cry) but what im trying to say is that their destinies are literally intertwined now forever, in every single timeline they will find each other. they were doomed to their own fates to save eachother. and jayce CHOSE to die with viktor, viktor pushed him away. he knew that this was his own end. jayce would rather die than live WITHOUT viktor. I MEAN, COME ONNNN. SOBBINGGGG. all viktor wanted was acceptance. in season 1 jayce would refer to viktors illness as a burden, and viktor in his machine form was his way of ridding himself of all his imperfections, as well as for everyone else. he wanted peace by eliminating human suffering.
but jayce realized viktors beauty in his imperfections. he loves him with them, and showed viktor he was never broken.
and that my friends is HOW DOOMED GAY YAOI SAVED ALL OF HUMANITYYY (and ekko ml) RAHHHH
The reason why Tales From The Gas Station works so well is because the premise is so fucking funny.
Imagine a guy. Just a guy. He is a cashier at the gas station at the edge of town.
That town is fucking weird. There are monsters, hauntings, eldritch gods appearing in dreams, parasites, cultists, serial killers, tree people, politicians that don't stay dead, a ventriloquist puppet that has more influence than anyone else in town.
But this guy just wants to do his damn job. He doesn't care. He is tired. If you're not going to buy anything, he'll kindly ask you to leave the store.
He gets robbed, attacked, beaten up, threatened with death, threatened by old naked men, visited by murder cultists and terrible beings and he just goes right back to work afterwards. (He's nothing if not a good employee.)
At the same time, this guy isn't normal. He doesn't sleep. Ever. He has memory issues and sees hallucinations (so those weird things are probably not real anyway, right). He forgets his friend died on Halloween and isnt surprised when he keeps showing up. Aforementioned murder cultist tries to convince him to join the mission to blow up the planet, then adopts him as his best friend when it doesn't work. He is locked in a neverending battle with the local racoons.
