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so ever since Nort confirmed in this post that Cuphead had strong legs and would beat Mugman if he fought with them, I imagined that if they did have favourite martial arts, Mugman’s would be boxing and Cuphead’s would be muay thai!

which soon led me onto thinking of what if they were UFC fighters >:)

(UFC standing for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, the biggest mixed martial arts competition in the world and my guilty pleasure special interest lol)

I decided to make bendy a ring girl, so there is a good reason for the slutty outfit I swear-

ring girls in UFC (known as octagon girls) and professional fights in general serve as models to enter the ring between rounds and display signs for the upcoming round. obviously they do it in skimpy outfits because it’s a majority straight male audience and WHAT ELSE WOULD A WOMAN WEAR /sar

I think bendy would suit that role of charming and guiding the audience, while muay thai is perfect for Cuphead because it relies mostly on power in your legs, kicks, sweeps, etc.

here’s some real pictures in anyone’s curious (with the ‘flying knee’ technique that I imagine Cuphead would love)