the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

the average rap battle has nothing on people who are still deeply in love after twenty years

It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

I see "deserts are good" has become the latest no-nuance catchphrase that Tumblr has adopted and now tries to apply to every single situation possible with the subtlety of a sledgehammer

To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.

U have to b really sweet to urself or your heart will rot out of ur chest forever

I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂

OH MY GOD