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It’s been a while, hasn’t it?

 happ birth

no but i read answered asks ya dingus

Oh, whoops.

Well, for my birthday present I want a smooch because:

Don’t tell me I have you on Skype and literally forgot that too?

But, anyway, thank your for the birth wishes. 

 o-o happy birthday

I have you on skype >.>

Do you?

OH, RIGHT!

I did add you. Silly me, forgetting shit.

Wait, how do you know that today is my birthday?

Can you read minds?

Well, whatever. Thanks anyway.

 Now all we need is a sitcom of Hades and Thanatos

OKAY BUT I KINDA WANNA THROW MY DEATH AT THANATOS “no IM the real death”

Smacks.

I’m the real death.

There is something even humans fear worst than Death. Death is quick and merciless, it draws does whose time had hit zero. So it is the job of one immortal to reap the souls of does whose time had stopped ticking. 

But unlike Death, swift and unknown, the place that comes after Death is one mortals cringe at the mere mention:

                                                     The underworld

And unlike Death, who lays on the pillars of rock that forms this hellish landscape, the ruler of such a place makes mere mortals cringe and faint by the mere mention of his name.

And his name is...

                                                    “Yo, Hades. Don’t mind me, just taking my usual                                                      breaks.”

I’M WELL

Some things had come up in my life, that have... 

made things hard for me to get on. 

Throws his scythe against the wall.

                                      “People keep dying from War...”

RAWR!

I AM THANATOS