Kizzy

straight women’s taste in men continues to amaze me. a bi woman will show me a pic of her bf and he’ll be a nice dumbass probably with good hair and a nosering and i’m like alright valid i see a pic of a straight friend’s bf and i’m like this is a screenshot from an adam s*ndler movie

Third base is me telling you about my father

wish i could take my brain out and blow on it like a nintendo ds game card

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough.

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

me after setting one (1) boundary

born to eat cheese forced to work

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

When my frontal lobe fully develops at age 27 then it’s over for everyone

learning to let go and learning to relax means just freaking sticking those stickers on something. stop worrying if it’s the right place. burn that nice candle you’ve had for a year. it doesn’t need a special occasion. I’m gonna use those fancy soaps I’ve been collecting in a drawer even though they look so pretty and it means I’ll use them up. everything is temporary so just enjoy the littlest pleasures you can possibly have we all need to just let go and enjoy things while they last. the sticker’s gonna look fine on your water bottle I promise

trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

maybe pushing daisies was simply just too good to be on tv

I don’t mean this in a mean way …………. but how (and let me just emphasize HOW) did timotthee charlamagne become a leading man “heart throb”. the guy fits the typecast for tiny tim in a christmas carol and that’s it

i never check my email because then i will have to reply to some of them and that is how you get more emails

if i stay very still and don't make any noise maybe they'll forget that i'm there and leave me alone