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What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

Dissociating

Having an existential crisis.

All of the above + singing.

Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have. 

imagining scenarios that will never happen

crying

Literally all of these

getting a shaving cut then pretending the blood accidentally summoned satan, then coming up with elaborate scenarios where satan and i join forces and conquer a continent, or become besties and awkwardly manuever high school, or become roommates idk

Thinking about that one thing you said 5 years ago that nobody else remembered.

I’m always getting yelled at for taking 2 hour showers. And tbh I don’t know what the hell I do in there. 😂

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

dan and phil snapped so hard when they invented homosexuality

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

🌸🌸🌸

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

SAVE A LIFE

The only thing that will help me get through 2020 is if @danielhowell and @amazingphil bring back Dan and Phil Craft.