this is secretly a porn blog

………

is she blind?

She looked it right in the eye and said ‘no’ lmao

remember when Koko the gorilla died and everyone on here was sad about it and then someone pulled receipts proving she had a nipple fetish and her handlers would encourage people to be topless around her? i fucking love this site where else am i gonna see a callout post for a dead gorilla

She had a what now

0 for 2, Herman

idiot

@secondfiddle

my wife struggles to keep the baby in for just five more minutes at 11:55pm on april 20th just so we can avoid having to raise an aries

are you telling me you’d rob your child of being born on 4/20 because of astrology

I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH TODAY

my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers

This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.

the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool

The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers

im valid???

you are valid

#mountaindewequality

MT Dew said gay rights

True Gamers Say Gay Rights