U wanna fight

Your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol

when you accidentally slip up and call yourself worthless or a stupid fucking dumbass in front of someone and they look at you surprised and say “don’t say that about yourself!!” and you’re like,,,,, yo, man,,,, chill,,,, I am used to this

I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts

Nothing about rape is funny, my nigga.

At all

started from the bottom now we a little bit above the bottom

Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.

current mood

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

I hope u end up ok

When doctors are like “what are your symptoms” and you’re like “dude I don’t even know I just kinda live like this”

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

“I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK.”