Paragraphs of Pandemonium

3. Brother I Have No Idea What Is Happening Let Me Consult My Trusted Advisor

You know, I made this post with a very specific context (how people see me, a married muslim lady in a hijab, and automatically assume I’m oppressed) but all these additions are absolutely sending me and the notes are delightful so by all means, please continue

these are supposed to be my amazing digital thirties

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

it's really funny to celebrate something called "trans day of visibility" in 2026 tbh

[entirely surrounded by a rotating target reticle like im in a bond opening sequence] reckon the problem here is, im not visible enough,

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done