This is all random

@phuezo xDDD

This is genuinely frightening

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

Chris Hemsworth, gunning his way towards the top of the Chrises

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

oh my fucking god

1 gallon of regular chocolate

18 minutes of flour

5 plates of salt

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life