black mirror episodes, simplified
the national anthem: pig fucking is not representative of the rest of this series
fifteen million merits: beginning of black mirror's longtime affair with ironically playing "anyone who knows what love is (will understand)" by irma thomas
the entire history of you: white people are crazy pt.1, featuring the thirteenth doctor and a very uncomfortable babysitter
be right back: criminally overlooked analysis of human mourning's intersection with technology, starring peggy carter and general hux
white bear: the one that everyone half-spoils irl with a cheeky-ass smile on their face
the waldo moment: presidential election 2016, but with a dumbass blue bear instead of our dumbass orange weasel
white christmas: let's celebrate depression, ft. one really shitty hookup, the not at all horrible-sounding 'cookie,' and some really fucked up shit at the end
nosedive: shallow woman foodstagrams and learns how great it feels to scream 'fuck'
playtest: vr, but it's nightmares
shut up and dance: white people are crazy pt. 2, featuring the valuable lesson that you should always tape over your webcam
san junipero: the gay one with the emmy
men against fire: the military is misleading and bad
hated in the nation: bees?
uss callister: star trek spoof, but actually slamming white straight boy nerd culture
arkangel: white people are crazy pt. 3, featuring helicopter parenting and jodie foster's direction
crocodile: white people are crazy pt. 4, featuring a katy perry wannabe's violent, desperate downward spiral
hang the dj: apparently everyone in this universe in heterosexual, except for the main woman, who is matched with another woman once and therefore bisexual or pansexual. but everyone else? in every single shot? straight af. what was this episode even about, again?
metalhead: k n i f e d o g
black museum: terrible man gets what he deserves, and a grown woman threatens a stuffed monkey with a straight face
