msfts-style

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

*gives relationship advice while still single*

xxx

yall will talk for hours about pizza toppings but when it comes to pizza bottomings yall are silent..👀

tea

is this like a stuffed crust

A love story

Blue Ivy Carter told Beyoncè & Beyoncè husband to stop clapping for the girl that sings Havana a true queen. Capricorn’s for the win.

Beyoncé and BEYONCÉ HUSBAND

The Four Horsemen of the Watpocalypse

my mom: *makes me wash 1 more dish than my sister* me: i am the backbone of this family u are nothing without me. When I Die. Then U Will Realize

honest to god if you want to be my friend just skip the awkward phase. send me a meme and call me a bitch. do it in the name of friendship