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applying for the position of your good luck charm that's kept in your pocket and looked at adoringly

I am glad I can make so many paople hapy just by bein sily litle guy.

anmd even if there’s peopel do not like me.. I stil love theam ❤️

who is that guy

Charlie

from And The Chorclet Factorey?

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

the window

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

Had a dream last night where I lived on the fifth floor of a building where the first floor was a Burger King, and all the elevator buttons I needed to push were also rigged to set off the fire alarm

the window

you know what? that's fair

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

Spreading misinformation on tumblr is so fun. I dream of getting to one-time-i-dreamt's level of convincing people they have toothpaste buckets on Croatia. Or the pirates of the Caribbean person that convinced everyone jack and barbossa were originally gay lovers

My dad was eating pistachios so I reached my hand out and he just started peeling them and giving them to me. Then suddenly went "I really hope you find someone who loves you a lot" and I went "enough to peel my pistachios for me?" And he laughed and said "yeah exactly" before carrying on giving me more

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I’m like. Doesn’t it make you feel bad when you act like that

Just want everyone to know when I say ‘evil’ I really just mean “villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist”

weirdest thing that ever happened in your hometown? 

Someone stole a shark from the aquarium, disguised it as a baby in a stroller, and thought they could get away with selling online like an hour later

this. this is what i was looking for. thank you. thank you so much.

update : i got the job