🌺Ms. Shac0la🌺 (Fae/She)

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

i've been following you since the rosemary days, i always knew you were the GOAT

its important to point out the yuri wouldnt have been doomed if one of them had a slightly less horrible life

Female shadow the hedgehog is the girl i want to be.