You shall not pass!

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

♫ I’m bringing ugly back ♫

SLAM

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

Im fucking crying

i’m one of those animals from an ol fable who thinks the moon is in a pot of water or some dumb shit

School is a really bad tutorial for adulthood

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.

:(

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IM SO FUCKIBV UPSET

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.