Mrs. BillyBobJoeJR

I got blocked with three drawings in a row yesterday, ended up sketching anti artblock random things. Like rat family spidermaning around or th… this other thing. From whatever ref pics google threw at me.

“You’re so soft,” the villian put a hand on their cheek, their eyes wide with surprise. “How did you ever think you could defeat me?”

The protagonist flinched away from their touch, instead deciding to try and spit at them. It fell to the villain’s shoes defeatedly. “Even the softest metals can be tempered in the fire.”

Human letting Vampire feed off of them, letting the vampire be more energetic/alert and gets rid of the cravings, whilst making their human happy and tingly and lethargic because of the venom and blood loss.

“You’re 100+ years old, how do you not know how to cook for yourself?”

Instead of the human freaking out and being scared when they find out that the vampire is a vampire, they get pissed because ‘Why didn’t you tell me sooner?’ and slap the super strong, immortal blood-sucker with inhuman senses. (because it makes perfect sense)

“Nonono! Don’t bust the can, use the can opener. The can opener, this thing. What do you mean, you don’t know what it is?”

“Not every dog is a werewolf.”

If the human got a dog (maybe to get the vampire to overcome their fear). Bonus: it’s an ankle-biter.

Getting drunk off of the vampire’s personal collection of 100+ year old alcohol.

“NO BATS ALLOWED INSIDE, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I TELL YOU!!”

The human making references to Twilight in order to tease the vampire.

“Who was the ruler after Queen Elizabeth I died?”//”How should I know, that was like three centuries ago?”

So I had an idea for this story right?

Like, we take the whole “girl discovers she’s a mermaid” trope but instead of it being just like “hey I’ve got mermaid powers cool keep it a secret!” She’s just like

“Wait.” It all starts making sense. Patches she confused for rashes or bruises or a skin condition were truly scales. “We’re mermaids?! How does this wor—come back here I have questions!” She’s pacing back and forth, trying to understand how, scientifically, mermaids are possible because magic is bullshit. Like, is it a gene? What kind of common ancestor even would that be? How does the anatomy of a mermaid even work? Reproduction? Waste removal? Two vastly different sets of breathing organs (lungs v. gills)? And she wants to be a marine biologist so this is her fucking area.

But that’s just the beginning. Imagine a society of mermaids who have been arguing for centuries on whether or not to disclose themselves to humans. On the one hand, an alliance might be beneficial to work out some safe lakes and parts of the ocean for mermaids to peacefully live in, but on the other hand: humans can be so destructive. They can hardly respect one another, how would they handle a brand new species? Would mermaids be considered people, given a representative in the United Nations? Would they be respectfully left alone? Would they contribute to understanding marine biomes? Guys like seriously maybe they could travel farther down in the ocean than humans could ever possibly dream and describe the creatures that live there.

And there could be a whole history with subcultures and literature and maybe it ties into human culture (I think it would be interesting if instead of tails they had fins on their legs so they would still be good swimmers while being able to dwell on land) and are there separate laws for different areas? Is it considered immoral for a mermaid to eat either fish or human?

It was the peak of the 19th century. Top hats and full dresses were the norm. But, random gadgets had made their way out of factories and into the hands of the masses.

And one of them, one of them, was not allowed outside.

• I’m the biggest flirt in high school, I can get anyone with a few well placed words. And then you walked in and I became a stuttering mess and I can’t control myself anymore. I can’t even flirt with other people. What did you do you wizard-

• I come from a poorer off family compared to this rich kid neighborhood, but I was smart enough to get into this lovely high school since my GPA is just..wow Anyway, I met you, and I insist on buying you all the things. And you don’t know that you have more money than I will ever in this lifetime but shhhhh-

• You’re the prettiest person I’ve ever seen, and I’m in the yearbook. I insist on taking pictures of you on any occasion because you’re just really great and the pictures are the best I’ve ever taken. Please come with me to the park, because you /and/ flowers is a match made in heaven-

• I hack into the announcements system every Friday to softly play music that people have suggested to me during class. And everyone just listens while they work and dances around and has a good time. And I’ve just been caught by you, wanna chill and pick a song..?

• I volenteer at the nurses office after school, and you’re the idiot who joined the Adventure Challege Club, where it’s lots of physical activities, and you don’t fucking listnen to your intructer, at all- We see each other a lot

• “Why are you hiding in the bathroom?” “Why are you /reading/ in the bathroom?” “…touche-” Wish I could say that was the last time this happened to us-

The halfling thief is stoic and serious.  The barbarian is bubbly and cheerful. 

The lady magician likes ale and headbutting things.  The dwarf sings gentle lullabyes and walks softly.

The thinly-veiled-fantasyworld-version-of-a-Native-American has a wicked sense of humor.  Constantly plays pranks on the rest.

The Normal Farmboy Of Destiny plans to join up with the villain at the first chance he gets; world domination sounds excellent.

The villain treats his underlings with respect and compassion.  His hot daughter gets both medals of honor and surprise birthday parties, and she wouldn’t dream of siding with his enemies no matter how nice and/or handsome their leader is.  She and Dad want to take over the world so they can improve it. 

1) The phrase “I came to help”, a blanket, a disgruntled cat 

2) An optimist, ink stains, secrets 

3) A fortune teller, a spy, a conspiracy 

4) A book, a dress, a knife 

5) The sewer system of a major city, a mathematical equation, flowers 

6) A failed scientist, a 3rd grader, a billionaire 

7) The color red, a broken promise, an unwelcome guest 

8) A scarf, brown eyes, black and white 

9) Photographs, a dance, an abandoned engagement ring 

Write a villain like this.