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the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

(spoilers for rtte)

actually being able to see characters deaths and wounds

more depth into snotlout and spitelouts relationship- it’s clearly not a healthy one

more depth into hiccstrid and other couples

specifically, queer couples and characters- we know gobber and snotlout are gay/bi respectively, but we never get more info on that subject

actual blood and wounds

let!!! them!!! say!!!!! fuck!!!!!

more clarification on which dragon fire hurts which dragons, and which ones don’t

blood!!

ruff and tuff clearly have things to say that are not age appropriate, let them say it

could go more in depth with the scarier side of the dragons

show the effects of characters getting wounded!!!!

just. everything about dagur.

could go more in depth with fishlegs’s anxiety?

on that note, all of the gang’s mental health- hiccup clearly overworks and blames himself for everything, astrid has obvious anger issues and pent up rage, snotlout pretends to think he’s better than everyone else to mask his cripplingly low self esteem, fishlegs 100% has anxiety or some kind of panic disorder, ruff is already canonically frustrated with being “a woman in a man’s world” and doesn’t feel appreciated enough, and tuff doesn’t seem to value his own well being very much- not to mention that he literally has hallucinations sometimes

and dagur definitely has something that causes him to be in a constant state of mania

gustav and his parents- he said his mother only notices he’s gone after the third day????

at least one person on berk has (consensually) fucked a dragon. give me some background on that.

at least half of the riders cursing like sailors

being able to show sicknesses better- the time astrid caught the scourge of odin, the time astrid got deathly poisoned, plus the time astrid went blind (astrid sure does get beat up a lot damn)

just give me all the things we couldn’t have as kids!!!! blood!!! gore!!!!!!! death!!!!!!! cursing!!!!!! gays!!!!!!!!! abusive relationships!!!!!!!!! kissing that doesn’t look awkward and forced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! monster fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Human eyes and Key eyes look different. Human eyes are drawn half black-half eye coloured, while keys have gemstones for eyes with only a small black dot for a pupil.

When we see Buddy's past as a human, we see his human eyes too, which are different from his current eyes

I need everyone to remember that "A murder, unfortunately" was the first time Chase knowingly saw keys in their human form. Yes, Buddy had different eyes from others, but for Chase to have assumed that it is because he's a key would be far too big of a stretch before now.

Even among keys, the way the eyes look is different because they're all cut of of different stones. Sil and others have gemstones which are cut into reflective facets, which amplifies the shiny nature of the stone and slightly obscures the pupil in the centre. On the other hand, Buddy and Vi's eyestones are more of a polished surface, thus their pupils are more visible giving them a more human look.

It was not the above four keys' eyes, but Violet's which helped Chase realize it. And no, it's not because Buddy and Violet have the same eye colour, they don't. Violet's eyes are multicoloured, similar to the colour of her underskirt. Buddy's eyes are blue. (Also, having the same eye colour does not make people related 😭😭)

It's because Chase knew by then that keys had stone eyes in human forms. And seeing Violet's eyes made him realize that not all stones look sparkly like Silver's. He noticed the same non-human gemstone quality of both their eyes, and thus reached the conclusion that Buddy is a key.

I feel like it's important for CB win at least some contest, so feel free to repost/reblog the pics wherever you can!

Chase ver:

Buddy has seen horrors for which he will never unsee. Deacon being happy to see him.

In the case of Kaveh and Alhaitham, this is pretty straightforward. I LOVE Kaveh, but this guy can canonically not stop ranting about Alhaitham. Other characters have commented on it, how Kaveh brings Alhaitham up in every other conversation... Kaveh drinks heavily too, makes bad financial calls and most crucially, feels like nobody in the entire world truly understands him. He has this tortured artistic soul thing going for him, and struggles to find anybody who he feels simply 'gets it'.

If Kaveh went on a date, how long would it take for him to bring up Alhaitham? And if he didn't and if it worked out, would he really be able to find another human being who's as patient with him? As willing to provide and carry him home from the tavern, someone who can and is willing to put in copious effort to overthrow Alhaitham for thr title of "knows Kaveh best?"

Not really.

On Alhaitham's end it's even more obvious, the suggestion he might open up to allow literally anyone else into his space is borderline ridiculous. Alhaitham tolerates most people, the fact he invited Kaveh to live with him and is spending all this mental and physical energy on them is telling enough. Do you imagine Alhaitham ever caring for someone more than he does for Kaveh? No. Absolutely not.

Spoilers for episode 9!!!

Jax was explicitly confirmed as transgender, and anybody who argues otherwise is at best ignorant and at worst actively transphobic. It makes me so angry how much everybody denies the obvious truth. I mean, there's literally a long ass montage of all her moments with the song "Isn't she lovely?" and it's focused solely on Jax. She literally comes out to Ribbit in the flashback too.

It makes me so fucking sad and angry how little cis people will even try to understand anything. It's not open-ended. It's not ambiguous. It's blatantly obvious, and if you argue otherwise you are just a transmisogynist. agg it makes me so upset; I'm literally crying rn. I wish gooseworx had just had Jax say, "I want to be a girl" flat out.

Jax's whole fucking arc is a cautionary tale against repression. Its message is to live as yourself and to be honest about who you are. The episode ends with Jax not being able to live as herself. She could have been beautiful and wonderful and lovely, but she wasn't and never will be now, because she was too scared to be herself. That's the fucking message of the character, and yet, even after ALL THAT, people are still denying it and rejecting it and mocking it.

A transgender woman made a series with a self-insert character. A bunny who gets a little girl's room with the colors of the trans flag, who struggles with masculinity, whose backstory is about how she admitted something personal and vulnerable to her mom and was mocked for it, who was given a cute feminine bow and told "your secret is safe with me," whose final moments are set to a song celebrating and mourning the girl she could have been. And still, it's denied.

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Isnt SHE lovely?

Isnt SHE wonderful?

NAAH JAAAX WHYY 💔💔