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lilakennedy

we know dude, we know

Haven’t been on here in a while. Is this place just nothing but Neilson ads now?

corpish

*trying to reposition myself with a dog on my lap* sorry sorRY sORRY don’t leave pls

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whynotfabulous

Remember in 2012 when tumblr shut down for like an hour and everyone freaked the fuck out because “NOT OUR PRECIOUS TUMBLR!!!!” and now we’re all just

tastefullyoffensive

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

edgebug

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

thunderstruck-sledding

diet-soda

bless Scottish twitter

quinepeather

ya fuckin space slice

polyglotplatypus

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

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primevideouk

Rami Malek behind the scenes of Mr Robot.

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hacker: im in me:

hacker: im out

lilboreddev-blog

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

poeticfog

9 million people fucking love dogs

tracknumber06

Here we come 10.

dark-eyed-harmothoe

BREAK THE POST

bifrostiron

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

kindlysirwolf

criacow

pearwaldorf:

#cow! #omg #DOES THAT MACHINE SAY HAPPYCOW ON IT #OMGGGG #ded of cute #video

yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process.

but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained.

which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever):

cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME

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THE POOR BABY GOT BRUSHED AWAY BY IT AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE COWS

noushxx

Rub the booty.

teatoppy

Smack the booty

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Eat the booty

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Love the booty

Value the booty

Bite the booty

Hug the booty

All hail the booty ✊🍑

dbeneficiary

Squeeze the booty

addbaconn

Worship the booty

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Capture the booty

niemacreamm-deactivated20180915

Fuck the booty

everybodylovespj

Caress the booty

mrmonkey227

Bury me booty

iverbz

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

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You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

iverbz

theseancequeen

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

stephrc79

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

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