making fiends

shirt that says I AM NORMAL ABOUT THE SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS OF SURGERY

lots of people asking questions already answered by my "I AM NORMAL ABOUT THE SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS OF SURGERY" shirt

final girl x girl who died offscreen but continues to haunt the narrative

gothic sacrificial bride girl x fridged wife

girl transformed by monstrous adolescence x girl killed off by the narrative for having too much sex

cute girl born to suffer as a symbol of the death of childhood innocence x girl who died and came back wrong

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

For some reason traffic is full of old men whose world view is based on the stalwart belief that the only way they will get into warriors' heaven is dying a glorious death in a vehicular accident they caused on purpose out of spite.

in the grim  cyberpunk future digidykes and robofags are engaged in a constant arms race to come up with new and nastier slurs faster thtan the meghacorps can put them in commercials for neuroyogurt

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes

This made me laugh cus it’s actually really accurate. Like one time he called me downstairs to see the ‘cutest thing ever’ and it was three slugs of varying sizes eating cat food and he said ‘they are a family!! Just like us!!’

stick yr dick in a girl and there's a horrible grinding sound and blinding pain and when u pull out your dick has been perfectly flattened and embossed with a t rex design and the name of the local natural history museum

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious