Shes so fucking funny for this omfg

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Shes so fucking funny for this omfg

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damn…
original comic panel by Haus of Decline
reaching into my medieval romance simulator sketchbook and grabbing a handful
have some patience hans he just learned how to write

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Sorry for all the hansry reblogs guys the hyperfixation has me in its grip
happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3
Sorry for all the hansry reblogs guys the hyperfixation has me in its grip
thinking about how hans would not have even tried to kiss henry if he didn't think there was a high chance (or even a guarantee) henry would reciprocate. like all throughout the game if you don't pick any romance options then he won't even confess to his feelings, and if you do pick them but not the option to kiss him then he will be like "but, i thought..." and brush it off and/or just not attempt to kiss henry at all. it's only henry placing his hand on hans' that gives hans enough hope that henry fully reciprocates and the courage to actually go for it. like you can't tell me that smile when he looks at their hands isn't the moment he's become certain henry feels the same way. so when henry gets up to leave, in direct opposition to what hans just thought, and hans' smile drops, he can't let that happen and finally kisses him anyway. and then henry, after kissing back for a second... pushes him away. hold on brb i'm gonna kill myself.
like just how devastating must that have felt. he was sure. there was so much at risk. they're both guys, they're best friends, henry is all hans has, there's a power/social/status imbalance, it's possibly the last chance they'll see each other before one or both of them die. hans had to be sure, so to get that reaction must have been some real whiplash. cemented by all the apologies and attempts to explain it away because in his eyes now this is just the latest in a whole line of his fuck ups throughout the game. you can see how much he kicks himself for it. but then 20 seconds later he gets hit with the whiplash again when henry actually comes back and kisses him and wastes no time getting him into bed. he didn't even get a second to register henry striding back towards him before they're kissing again and he's being guided across the room. (ugh his lil smile and nod when henry lays him down on the bed...)
my boy went through it that night. god's bravest soldier. that has got to be the most tumultuous night of his life, being that distraught and despairing one second and that euphoric the next.
hans: henry i want you to know i care about you.... even if I don't always show it :( because of feudalism :(
hans, two minutes ago: --and then I'm going to build you a BIG BIG castle and make you the boss of the castle and i'll give you two estates and I'll build you a little blacksmith habitat in the castle and everyone's going to write ballads about you and sing them forever and ever. here i got you this bow and these spurs and i made a chew toy for your fucking disgusting dog whom i really don't mind i swear. i don't like your clothes, i want you to wear mine instead, no it has to be MY clothes it's very important for various reasons. and henry? don't text sam back okay. okay? obviously you're coming with me to every event, also carry this shield with my colors because it's critical that people know you & me go together. your bed is like all the way downstairs that's super far you can just sleep in my room with me it's fine. here's my keys in case you want to just like come over anytime. if anything happened to you i'd kill myself. henry are you listening. henry do you need money

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dudee the prologue sequence w hans & henry in the woods with henry tweaking his tragic backstory is fucking insane. doing anything other than the hans romance feels impossible out of the gate bc like if i was so badly injured that i was going through a trauma car wash and some guy was so desperate not to lose me that he hauled me through all that bullshit instead of dropping me to save himself we might as well just fucking elope at that point. this shit is fucking crazy im not even an hour into the game. i already know every other romance in this game was made for gamerbro lipservice because this is an introduction to a relationship only a severely locked in fujoshi warrior could write
I’m sorry, I love the confession scene of course, but asking about the black knight always cracks me up. Hans is like "this is it. Okay. Steel yourself for this blacksmith, Capon. Just tell the story, see how he reacts… see how it goes and maybe… maybe he will…" and Henry interrupts all this with "Wow a black knight, like he dresses in black ? Why ?" And Hans has to interrupt his epic tale and heartfelt confession to give a short medieval lecture on knights to his yokel soulmate. It’s the best mild choice in my opinion. Because let’s be honest, Henry learned to write and read as soon as he could. He LOVES to learn new stuff. My boy saw the opportunity to acquire more knowledge and took it, completely ignoring the romantic vibe. And how can I forget, right after Hans keeps going, Henry can say "wOW wE GoT a lOt iN CoMMoN wItH tHeM" while Hans replies "well yes, that’s why I’m talking about them…" I truly love Henry. There’s my strong, educated, brave, stupid village numbskull.
someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together
:) every pokemon is someone's favorite
To this day, the most accurate portrayal of a cop I've seen in a movie is Quentin from Cube
Complete authoritarian with little regard for anyone that is by his standard useless or subversive, gets outwardly angry and violent at any sign of a loss of control or power, and in Holloway's words "has a thing for young girls".
The world only works as per his own interpretation of it and the people around him are exactly who he perceives them to be. Everyone else in the Cube is just another person to blame for them being trapped there, he alone is blameless.
He commands that everyone work together, but he becomes the greatest hindrance to any sort of teamwork with his overbearing and aggressive nature.
His will to power comes from his interpretation of himself as perfect and everyone else only as useful as their purpose or "what they bring to the table".
So many cops have this same idea that their virtue of being a cop equates to them being a hero, and everyone else is only as virtuous as their cooperation extends. Then, when they lose that control because they are not, in fact, The Hero™, they become aggressive and even violent, essentially having a tantrum because they can't align their own perception of self with reality.
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art dump of some hunters and beests from games I like
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