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I'm a fast talking, dictionary reading, spaceship piloting, elf slaying, pretzel eating, linguaphile who gets a tingly feeling every time he gets a shred of approval from strangers over the internet. At any given time I'm working on one creative project or another, and inventing several hundred distractions to get in the way of them! Whenever possible, I like to pose interesting things for people to talk about; which rapidly degrade into baseless name-calling. //EDIT THE FOLLOWING VARIABLES //enter your exact ticker var eav_t = "LLAMA"; //Size 1 is 100x100 and Size 2 is 190x167 var eav_s = 2; //Do not edit the following: var eav_is_ssl = ("https:" == document.location.protocol); var eav_asset_host = eav_is_ssl ? "https://badge.empireavenue.com/" : "http://badge.empireavenue.com/"; document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + eav_asset_host + "blog/?t=" + eav_t + "&l=" + escape(window.location) +"&s=" + eav_s + "' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));