Face Piles Of Trials With Smiles&Coping Mechanisms

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

literally saying this every day of my life

Elves aren't real dipshit. It was probably a weather balloon that gave you that footjob.

My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

FISH HAMMER

For beating the carp outta someone

Would have been a better Doctor Strange than Benecio Cumbersome