Second.

”… That is a great argument. Besides, stylish hats exist. Most are okay, except baseball caps for obvious reasons and fedoras because bronies.”

"Even wigs are an option. But they seem to care too much and yet too little. I've made it a life goal of mine to burn every last fedora I see."

“I learned in a bad way why you should never walk into a McDonald’s at a time not late morning or early afternoon. Even then you aren’t safe. And I dunno about shaving them, that might cause some trouble.”

"I've learned to just never go to McDonald's." For what reason would anyone need to go there. "Yes, they would get mad. They don't care how they look, but for some reason they get angry over the fact they have no hair."

“We need to form a squad to stop these disasters. … Or maybe a fashion industry that’ll make you look good even if you just throw stuff on. That doesn’t really cover hair, though. Hair is the worst offender.”

"A simple dress shirt and some slacks can be thrown on and it would still look better than what some of these people would wear." Hmph. "Let's just shave them."

Who is this guy, anyways? He’s… kinda familiar… Maybe one of dad’s friends.

"They may not mean to, but it's how they look. Either way it's an embarrassment." This girl looked oddly familiar, but he didn't care enough to figure out why.

“Oh, I never regaled you the tale? Shame. I’m not going to, and you don’t care to hear it even if I tried.”

   "You say that as if you want me to know."

“I don’t know. I really never understood your obsession with geese.”

"The same can be said about your own obsessions."

"Please! I’m going to pay you in conspiracy theories."

"Why would I care for conspiracy theories?"

"And I was so sure you liked geese."

"I do. But I am not going to do that."

Miko-Nijisaki