cool shades & finger guns

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

I consistently leave social situations feeling like I’ve talked too much and too loudly, and emphatically said things I don’t mean. I leave wishing I’d given more compliments and eaten more slowly. How do other people speak so fluidly, tell their stories so gracefully? I am messy and hungry and always swearing, always starting my sentences without knowing where they’ll end. 

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

life would be sooo good without my curse

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane