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ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?
BECAUSE YOURE 10/10
i’ve waited one year to reblog this

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She’s no man D:
I think that one of the funniest things about Legolas (especially in the movies) is that he’s literally the only Elvish prince in all of Middle-Earth but everyone treats him like he’s just a random guy. And he ACTS like just a random guy as well which makes it even better
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In my mind Legolas is a smart little nuisance.

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THIS ALSO GOES FOR WRITING
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG! EVEN IF YOU DON’T ADD TAGS.
I LOVE PEOPLE WHO REBLOG MY ART, I GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE FOR YOU
I LOVE PEOPLE WHO
REBLOG MY ART, I GET DOWN
ON ONE KNEE FOR YOU
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.
You can’t reblog this again until October 2030, so do it NOW.
Today’s the day
It’s the day!!
He definitely did, but since the whole book is supposed to be a translation of something he found and not something he personally wrote, they’re switched for the audience’s convenience. There’s a lot more to it, but here’s a chart of Shire months from the appendices at the end of RoTK. Elves and men are different, but there was no handy chart.
Happy… [squints] Winterfilth, everybody
*mental calculations* so Yule is 4 days long, and then 5 for leap years
No, Yule is 2 days, Lithe is 3 days counting midyear’s day, and on leapyear you get a second extra-weekly midyear’s day called Overlithe
Also even these names are “translated” from the Westron.
Also also the Yule, Lithe, and Overlithe days are considered not to belong to any week. This means that any given date in the Shire calendar always falls on the same day of the week! The only day on which no month began was Friday, so the Shire-hobbits’ version of “when pigs fly” was “on Friday the first.”
Nononono
Yule and Lithe have days but not months. Only Midyear’s day is extraseminal (and Overlithe of course) because 364 is a multiple of 7. You can see it right there in the picture.
I forget which day the year begins, but if it’s Sunday, which it should be, that means the Shire Calendar has no Thursday the 20th
Ah yes, though, Friday the 1st of Summerfilth
No I’m wrong because if YULE 2 is Sunday than Rethe has a Friday the 1st, hang on I gotta look this up
Okay so the year begins on SATURDAY, which means that Thursday the 20th happens every Astron (April) and Winterfilth (October)!
What I love about this, narratively speaking, is that the Shire feels like a lovely, fairly familiar home to us readers and things get strange when we start hearing of things beyon the Shire. The more you read and learn, though, the Shire is actually strange, not just for Middle-Earth (as the Elves point out) but for us as well, but you don’t have that feeling of home and familiarity taken away by the narrative.
Tolkien doesn’t actually sacrifice storytelling to worldbuilding; he tells the story and aticks these fun facts in an appendix (or brief footnote).
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ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?
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Happy Halloween the 1st!
Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st
It’s that time of year again!!
Happy October 1st, everyone!

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It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)
all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg