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@mrenygmasir

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Greetings, gracious gothamites.

‘Tis I, the Riddler, the smartest man in the world! (Gotham) Now, you all may be wondering why I have a Tumblr, it’s obviously for satire reasons you fools. (He wanted to track someone and Tumblr was the only way to do it.) But… I digress, I've heard about what all you sick freaks want to say or ask me, so I'll bite.

Inquiries I will answer.

-Riddles

-Groveling at my feet

-…Love confessions…?

-Life in Gotham

-Presents

-Life advice

Inquiries I will not answer.

-(Heavy) NSFW

-Anything very political or religious (you will be ignored)

-(I really hope I don’t need to add to this list).

(This Riddler is a personal take of my Riddler, so if he doesn’t act like a certain one, there’s why.)

(He is also well versed in slang and knows how to use it, he just prefers not to. He's like 22, so it's understandable.)

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Since the new season of caped crusader came out, how do you feel about your portrayal in it?

“Calling it me is like a trophy father calling their son who hasn’t achieved anything in his worthless life their son. It’s true in NAME ONLY. Firstly, I’m a mobster. WHEN THE FUCK HAVE I WORKED FOR THE MOB? Second, I DO NOT SPOUT ANY RIDDLES. What, is it that I riddle people with bullets? IS THAT WHAT MAKES ‘ME’ WORTHY OF THIS GREAT MONIKER? THAT IS NO RIDDLER. THAT IS THE INQUISITION. I also have no flair, no pizzazz, no dramatique. NO SHOWMANSHIP. And lastly, they pair me with Ivy- oh, I’m sorry. THORN. SHE IS A LESBIAN. I’d say more with what’s wrong but I feel my blood boiling already.”

Genuinely it's this now "Riddle me this. *fucking shoots you*"

I bit my tongue. My mouth is bleeding a lot though.

"Oh. Try your best to spit all the blood out you can. Your tongue heals very fast."

thanks I'll clean the sink up later 😞

"Don't worry your little head about it, Squid. I know how to get red out of white."

How's Batman been treating you lately?

"Y'know. The usual. Hunting me down, I elude the dunce, rinse and repeat. I really wish he'd just mix it up a little. I grew tired of our little charade a long time ago."

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I bit my tongue. My mouth is bleeding a lot though.

"Oh. Try your best to spit all the blood out you can. Your tongue heals very fast."

#edward nygma #riddler #the riddler #dc rp blog #dc roleplay

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If you woke up a girl, what would you do

"I assume nothing much would change. My brilliance transcends gender. The only thing that wouldn't transcend would be my new menstrual cycle. Very useless for me, as having a child is NOT on top of my priority list. Plus, it would give Tuesday another reason to laugh at me."

Ooc: oh dude its so funny you bring that up cuz I'm experiencing the worst most horrible cramps 👽😽😡👽😖👽😖💀👾💘🙈❣😾💌💗💙💛😽🙀🙀😺🙀😺💩🙀😴🤥😴🤥😴🤕😎🤕😮🤯🥶🤕😴🤥😷😴🤥🥶😬🤐😮🤕🥶🥶🤠🥵🤠🤢🙄🤤😬🤮

(ME TOO OUGH 😭 MAKING ME NAUSEOUS AND SHI)

SCREAMING AINT HELPINF GDDD TH HE SRTDFFTGG

"Why are we screaming...?" "I hate you." Projects cramps onto him dies

If you woke up a girl, what would you do

"I assume nothing much would change. My brilliance transcends gender. The only thing that wouldn't transcend would be my new menstrual cycle. Very useless for me, as having a child is NOT on top of my priority list. Plus, it would give Tuesday another reason to laugh at me."

Ooc: oh dude its so funny you bring that up cuz I'm experiencing the worst most horrible cramps 👽😽😡👽😖👽😖💀👾💘🙈❣😾💌💗💙💛😽🙀🙀😺🙀😺💩🙀😴🤥😴🤥😴🤕😎🤕😮🤯🥶🤕😴🤥😷😴🤥🥶😬🤐😮🤕🥶🥶🤠🥵🤠🤢🙄🤤😬🤮

(ME TOO OUGH 😭 MAKING ME NAUSEOUS AND SHI)

I got approached by strangers who claimed to be my parents.. they asked if we can meet up later at like their apartment. I'm scared 😥

"SAY NO SAY NO-" "I mean, who needs parents when you have me? Or... Tuesday, or any other people I don't know about."

why would I say no? I mean I don't want them anyway but still I think it'll be nice to talk

"Uh-huh. Still, I don't feel like losing a devoted employee. Stay safe, Squid."

MR. RIDDLER SIR SIR!!!

*he barges in*

I ADOPTED A CAT!!!! but the thing is-

*he sneezes*

Im allergic 😞😞 so uhh happy birthday??

"YOUR ALLERGIES ARE UNIMPORTANT RIGHT NOW!" He takes the cat from Squid's arms as he coos at the little kitty. "You're getting a raise."

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If you woke up a girl, what would you do

"I assume nothing much would change. My brilliance transcends gender. The only thing that wouldn't transcend would be my new menstrual cycle. Very useless for me, as having a child is NOT on top of my priority list. Plus, it would give Tuesday another reason to laugh at me."

#edward nygma #riddler #the riddler #dc rp blog #dc roleplay

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How good are you at minesweeper? Its a puzzle game :p

"Very. Why would you even ask? That game is child's play."

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I got approached by strangers who claimed to be my parents.. they asked if we can meet up later at like their apartment. I'm scared 😥

"SAY NO SAY NO-" "I mean, who needs parents when you have me? Or... Tuesday, or any other people I don't know about."

I’m going to Mickey dees, anyone want anything?

"Just a smoothie. My stomach refuses any food from there."

…. Do they make smoothies there? I could get you a McFlurry

"They do! Just a strawberry and banana one though." "If for some reason that location doesn't have it I'll just get an oreo McFlurry."

Alright Eddie, I gotchu 👍

"YAAAAY- *ahem* Thank you."

(his whimsy is showing 🥹)

I’m going to Mickey dees, anyone want anything?

"Just a smoothie. My stomach refuses any food from there."

…. Do they make smoothies there? I could get you a McFlurry

"They do! Just a strawberry and banana one though." "If for some reason that location doesn't have it I'll just get an oreo McFlurry."

I’m going to Mickey dees, anyone want anything?

"Just a smoothie. My stomach refuses any food from there."

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do you like burgers

"Only occasionally. They make my stomach upset very easily, so, yes, but in the long run, no."

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Mmm oh man, stick crunch crunch munch. Crunch. Mmm.

Oh thank you so much that stick was so good!!

But I'm still so hungry,,,, mister riddler sir.

Just lemme- just like. One chomp!! Just like.. like a single finger or sinderburn..?

-🦊

"AGH! BACK! TAKE MY FRIDGE! LEAVE ME BE!"

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