MrEelteeth

First ARTFIGHT attack

Close ups underneath

(He's just nervous, he's not stupid I promise)

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

Simon

Ancient Hebrew origin. Means stuff like “to hear”, “one who listens”, and “god has heard”, which really plays into the sensory deprivation of Iron Lung in that the only unhindered sense you have is hearing.

There’s also 9 dudes named Simon in the bible, the most notable in this context being Simon from Cyrene. In Mark (lmao) 15:21 “A certain man from Cyrene, Simon, […] was passing by on his way in from the country, and they forced him to carry the cross”. I have so thoughts. Tfym he’s randomly forced to undergo a bloody burden. Raah

And Simon the Sorcerer/Magician. Nothing to say about him, I just like the title.

Ava

Variant of Eve, the first woman in the bible, and means “to breathe” or “to live”.

In its Persian roots, it means “voice” or “sound” which is making me feral because most of the time that’s all you know of her.

David

A guy named David in the bible gained fame by killing Goliath. Lol

Elli

Means “torch” or “shining light” when derived from Old English and Greek. Ooough the Light and her guiding him,,,,,

Bonus time

Jack

Derived from Jacob. Means “heel-grabber”. Seems like a bit of a scallywag in the bible, but he was also a “favorite of the patriarchs” and defeated an angel? Idk too lazy to research more

Mark

“God of war”

Okay I've decided I've liked this picture