Mr. Darcy's Fat Ass

Let's squeak with mama

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

Louis and Armand were so in love in Paris it made them stupid because firstly if Armand made my daughtersister wear a creepily infantilized costume and perform a play that jabs at her insecurities I would have separated Armand's head from his neck at the dress rehearsal and secondly if Louis humiliated me in front of my entire coven by rejecting me as his companion after we had already fucked on every surface imaginable I would have set him on fire immediately no trial needed

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀