Mr.Pine.Marten

this blog is mostly for things that appeal to my gender or that i think are fun and sexy. sometimes things are both sometimes they’re not really either but still end up here.

AND now im also gonna be posting about my OCs (a mix of dnd characters, drag personas, and others) so here’s a little guide to (not quite) all my guys. will add more probably

Mx. Marquette - (they/she/he) he’s a bitch, she’s a bastard. loving cunt. there’s several versions of her. my diva. always a manager of something. sex and murder are her hobbies, you can pay him for both. shapeshifter bard rogue - tag is #💜🗡️Marquette

Duke Diebold (he/him)/ Dyke Diebold (she/her) - 67 - action movie star —> shitty film producer —> coke addicted game show host —> gay man —> transgender bi lesbian milf —> casino game hacker. probably has several bastard children. obnoxious as hell - tag is #🦄💵Diebold

Marsyas (it/he) - 25 - my freak #myfreak. cursed to come back to life every time he dies. pisses people off for fun. it’s often a sex thing. frequently visits a “doctor” for his euthanasia appointments (it never works) Satyr Warlock #🐐🗡️Mars

Saturn - (he/him) 21 - my evil baby boy. he’s so traumatized. and so green. also undying but it’s okay he’s weaponizing it now. he was my first OC - tag is #♻️🧪Saturn

Dr. Atticus Vermillion - (he/him) - 56 - Pharmaceutical Botanist that spent some years working in a government lab. Was a professor for many years before turning into a bloody pile of mushrooms and flesh - tag is #🌱🍄Atticus

Casper - (he/him) - technically 44 but really 27 - worlds most nervous goat. Runs an inn and tavern. also spent a few years as an advisor to the queen. gay dilf. On and off with his bf Kal Latfolia. Faun Ranger - tag is #🍂🪷Casper

Altair - (they/she) - ancient - my freaky little obsessive stalker and serial killer who brought back an old god for her beloved girlfriend. Belial Tiefling, Paladin (Oath of Devotion) - tag is #🪻🦇Altair

Rue - (they/he/she) - she’s so confused. the person she was having a casual fling with sewed her body back together and revived a god to bring her back?? crazy. anyway. Vassago Tiefling, Trickery Cleric - tag is #💀🩶Rue

Stryge - (he/it) - freakass little gargoyle who’s been alive for 2 weeks, is scared of horses, and thinks a brick he found is his baby. Also has random material instincts towards his friends but idk what that’s about. Gargoyle, Barbarian Sorcerer - tag is #🧱🗿Stryge

Paul Ebeneezer Phemus - (he/him) - old as fuck - bug professor at bug school! he’s a dusty old moth who gets himself into trouble constantly. he has an NDA about a disc golf accident. tag is #👴📜Paul

Detective Richard Moore-Dick - (he/him) - 36 - worlds shittiest detective with the worst luck in dating. grumpy alcoholic who lived longer than anyone would have expected #🔍🥃Richard

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