Mpfdraco

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

Love having consent to send mutuals nsfw content. Reblog if your mutuals have consent to send you nsfw content.

holy shit marge

^ this user is requesting to grab boy butt

Mirror mirror on the wall show me big fat hairy balls

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

mutuals let's sit at the end of the dock and splash our feet in the water while we watch the sunset

Making out with someone and hearing them whine and whimper into your mouth is so so hot but so is whining/whimpering into someone’s mouth and feeling their lips curl into a smile as they chuckle at you between kisses, only encouraged to do more at your sounds.