That Weird Movie Buff

when you accidentally slip up and call yourself worthless or a stupid fucking dumbass in front of someone and they look at you surprised and say “don’t say that about yourself!!” and you’re like,,,,, yo, man,,,, chill,,,, I am used to this

im not a narcissist but i love knowing every single last thing there is to know about myself even if i already knew it im hungry for more. who have i been? who am i becoming? what fruit am i based on this moment’s personality 

you play soccer with them in space????????? what

yeah

why is every author a #1 bestselling author 

why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste 

why do my parents hate me

why is every movie the #1 movie in america

is this what fame feels like w o w

what’s the next fetish y’all gonna start in 2016 

Consistency and communication

*blows a kiss to the swimming pool* for barb

i am literally the most vain person ever like seriously today i stood and watched myself in the mirror drink some juice bc i wanted to see if i looked hot doing it like who am i