i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge

scrolling through my own blog like bestie you are fucked in the head

“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

obsessed with the idea that androids and automatons have existed for millenia before the advent of technology. how hephaestus made soldiers from iron and daedalus used quicksilver to bring life to his statues and pygmalion made his lover from stone. how so many creation myths begin with breathing life into the materials of our earth. something about how our ancient mythology and our science fiction are oftentimes the same story. 

catholicism was only invented so that lady gaga could write judas and then film the music video

actually. all of my mutuals deserve a garlic bread. mutuals, im giving you garlic bread as u read this

maybe this poetry book will fix me