I’m 5'1" and mouthy as hell.

My mom had surprise triple-bypass surgery last month. That’s been... different. There have been some rough spots. But she seems to be on track in her recovery and is going to start cardio rehab next week. And at some point, I need to call my doctor to schedule a heart calcium test and see if this is going to be a problem for me somewhere down the line.

I’ve been gone for so long that they made me log in again. I don’t even KNOW when that last happened.

I was walking around the grocery store Sunday morning getting a few things I needed, and on the spur of the moment decided to buy myself some flowers. I love them, but I hardly ever have them. I figure flowers are a better investment for me than plants because at least these are SUPPOSED to die; I don't have to feel bad about it. 😂 Unlike all those other poor plants I've murdered over the years... Like bamboo. Like three times now. I had to tell my mom to stop buying them for me as housewarming presents. Anyway! Tl; dr, I thought these #chrysanthemums were pretty, and they've held up remarkably well over 5 days. Good job, @publix. 👍 #plantkiller #plantmurderer #flowerfriday #flowers #chrysanthemum (at Barrington Place at Somerset Apartments - Montgomery, Al)

I forgot my raincoat at the office last night. #becauseofcourse #thestruggleisreal (at Barrington Place at Somerset Apartments - Montgomery, Al)

Well. Looks like it's time to glue my shoe back together. Again. (Yes, I know I could just buy new ones, but I love THESE, and you will have to pry them from my cold dead hands. ... Or feet.) #diyshoes (at Canopy Digital Media Services)

I saved this conversation months ago to post it because I think I’m hilarious. But then I got busy.

BROWN: I dislike you.