i wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can’t hear anything anyone is saying to me

I’d love to see a version of Julius Caesar where he takes the beware the Ides of March warning seriously like “oh shit. good heads up man thanks” and he goes into it with his own knife. He calms down a bit when he see’s all his best friends like “yea, the squad is here and everyone is strapped. nice”

I don’t know why this is making me laugh so hard

Because I am very funny

thanks for letting me talk about a piece of media i love with you and responding in earnest interest with the intent of checking it out for yourself because of my recommendation. also how do you feel about being kissed directly on the mouth

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery  #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN  #pls and thnk u

drunk, queer, naked, slutty, loud, and completely full of shit truly, the greatest role he has ever portrayed

It is increasingly obvious that most people have no idea how to indicate an illness is slowly killing someone without making them cough up blood. Doesn’t matter what it is or if it has anything to do with your respiratory system, if you’re dying, you’re coughing up blood.

Writers found out about tuberculosis and were like “damn this slaps” and we’ve been stuck with it ever since

I think more Arthurian media should focus on the early tales where principal villain is the Roman Empire rather than a bunch of evil wizards, purely because the idea of Imperial Rome getting its ass comprehensively kicked by some random Welsh cattle-thief will never not be hilarious.