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He fits...he sits #lildick #dickinabox https://www.instagram.com/p/CDjdtkTnxw2/?igshid=1by737kf3puet

I can sc for miles and miles #crochet https://www.instagram.com/p/CBDUf1-Hu84/?igshid=3r1bycayjud

I annoyed the cat somehow, so he PEED MY BED #catsaredicks https://www.instagram.com/p/CAsAt4cnRyG/?igshid=ib5zo1bawwhd

There's a freshly printed pattern under there, somewhere #notsorry #claimed #Boofusinthebusiness https://www.instagram.com/p/CAmJ6jCHjyb/?igshid=cnqmd5sac6fw

My snazzy new dustpan has a "humanized double entry point." It's a feature. Lil Dick isn't sure he approves #newobject #changeisbad https://www.instagram.com/p/CAkK5UfHrCN/?igshid=qthnyumjb2o1

My butt leaving my chair, plus two seconds #lildick #raggedychair https://www.instagram.com/p/CAN7BgxhZNE/?igshid=ewyuomomne7w

Just got a neat assortment of buttons. Cute animals, flowers, and death #sewing #nevertoomanycraftsupplies https://www.instagram.com/p/CALWo0tBTG_/?igshid=8bqshf0bsu46

Birdwatching, and a chance to knock over a lot of stuff #lildick https://www.instagram.com/p/B_2sUwaHSMg/?igshid=1ok2zld7fyh4x

Never gets old. #brutaldoom #justinbieber #boom https://www.instagram.com/p/B_2sD_vH7D0/?igshid=1a1c7u4noovb0

Son's new mask for trips outside #thatsmyboy https://www.instagram.com/p/B_2rvagHAxT/?igshid=n5ay9zhx50e2

Happy little fat rainbow pillow #nevertoomanypillows #crochet #rainbow https://www.instagram.com/p/B_xT3gZn_xU/?igshid=13ruzci3iswhl

10 bucks for a pillow form? I think not #diy #cheapskate #newsewingmachine https://www.instagram.com/p/B_xPFOPnxPz/?igshid=xct38j35fs67

He's sitting on my head #lildick #wtf https://www.instagram.com/p/B_uXMbJHRUQ/?igshid=t0qwc8cfr64g

#shehateshim https://www.instagram.com/p/B_pu2jTHEzD/?igshid=1etjrikmohhxr

Done with my rainbow pillow cover. The border made it too big, so I used a different ratty old pillow. I have lots of them #crochet #c2c #rainbow https://www.instagram.com/p/B_nFSV-n3_2/?igshid=175op1dxvwvn5

Custom mask request #toinfinityandbeyond https://www.instagram.com/p/B_mL1UhnG_v/?igshid=12i7ceujh5vfs