#notsorry

the thing about mary jekyll is that while her entire thing is being Normal Girl and her entire thing is being Boring Woman she is also by far my favourite of the athena club. she’s miserable as hell. she’s biologically incapable of crying. she’s in a situationship with her boss who is also sherlock holmes. she’s trigger-happy to the point of shooting her situationship and boss sherlock holmes. she’s more concerned about her former governess dating a european guy than the existence of lesbians. she’s 21 years old and should be at the club

"They have to kill us - cause they cant break our Spirit."

I want this man's non existent tits in my fucking face right now

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(created 19 Sept 2021)

Takeshi: What? You thought I was Rio? Hahaha, it happens all the time.

Charlastor deal NSFW [warning: Elk Mating Call]