don't mind if i do.

then you would get behind this wheel and drive around every day. just like it was normal and there was nothing especially odd about it. this is the way cars are now because it's 1983 and the future is slated to go into full swing around 1990

You’re not punk unless you EAT a pair of DOC MARTENS 

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

op of the suggestive grinch x cat in the hat art also has drawn pennywise ahegao

every word in this sentence was like opening another door on an advent calendar

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

no offense but wheres my sexy mild mannered vampire boyfriend who knows jack shit about the modern world and gets too confused by it so he kisses me to distract me from his dumbassery and also we live together in a haunted castle

the term “loverboy” has such a strong gay energy. like if someone ever called a straight man loverboy i’d have to laugh, don’t they know gays invented being lovey-dovey bitches???