the funky bunch

i want to smoke with them

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

can’t wait to be married in a fucked up sort of double housewife situation

nobody makes the money all we do is cook dinner

yhat episode of spongebob where mr krabs was like on his deathbed and the doctor was like wait a second he cant afford this room and then the nurse kicked him down a hill

i may not show it 💯 but my brain really be feeling like scrampled egg

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

A bald headded wide back hoe

i’m from new england so the idea of a state that big just confuses and upsets me so sign my whitehouse.gov petition to have texas separated into four smaller texi

pussy eater tweet deleter got peanut butter in my iphone speaker lost my wallet forgotten prophet gonna go stick a fork in a socket

wish I was a teddy bear wearing a raincoat or some shit what the fuck

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

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