my life in films

Referee #1: Does he dribble?

Lots of tie-ups this mornin'. It's 20 minutes for the Lincoln, 10 for the Holland. The B.Q.E. is backed up for about 2 miles, and if you're takin' the Van Wyck, better allow an extra 15. Whateva ya do, stay outta midtown. It's gonna be wall-to-wall limos as socialite Clarice Kensington finally lands her man!

"Rough" is a broken nail, darling, what I'm having is a *train wreck*!

This orphan stuff is like growing up in the dog-pound. Everybody wants a puppy.

Guys like him like girls with food names: Cookie, Muffin, Candy... They don't marry girls like me.

You know, I really thought it was that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over- the-fence, World Series kind of stuff.