VINN

the sleepy snoozer

I'm an angel with a shotgun Fighting til' the wars won I don't care if heaven won't take me back

AU where this is the reason Pebbles wanted to off himself

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The Axolotl Joyride is a pink axolotl driving around in a pullback white axolotl car! You might look at this and think, “That axolotl is a little full of itself.” I mean, it’s considered gauche to wear a shirt with your own band on it, so what does it mean when you have a 5-3/4" long, soft vinyl and plastic car shaped like yourself? What a cute little egomaniac!

What is this, I love him so much 🥺

yes…ha ha ha…YES!

Well yes, but this poem is from somehwere before 1922 Walter Garstang. He wrote a lot of Poems about various larvae and also about the developmental weirdness of the axolotl. (He also wrote a paper in which he argues that Tunicates are the sister group to all vertebrates due to a similar larval development which was definitely very forward thinking!) He is the father of the "terrestiality is a curse" meme and we should acknowledge it as that I think.

obsessed with this picture of a metamorphosed axolotl he’s so polite

Bluergle, choogle, strawgle, cyargle, eelrgle

She knows Somethin

Mama Meatball continues to smile knowingly and mysteriously.