I do stuff sometimes

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DEAD FOR MY HYPEFIXATION

anyway if any of these teams actually happen I will scream and then melt into a puddle

*pulls out my whiteboard and puts on a tophat and cape* well, good sir (gender neutral) I'm so glad you asked :D

This is such a hard question to answer because I'm a huge shipper but I'd say my top 5 (mostly in order) are:

Flower Husbands (Jimmy and Scott): they're just so horribly dear to me. I squeal whenever I see new content of them. The majority of my fanfics I've written are about them. I just love them a stupid amount.

Gempearl (unsurprisingly, Gem and Pearl): they're so toxic in the best way possible. they hate each other and love each other more than anything else and it drives me fucking insaneee

Smalletho (Joel and Etho): They're obsessed with each other. That's all I can say. It's stupid really /pos

Treebark (Ren and Martyn): Breathes In and out deeply. I am so normal about them I swear. They're my theater kids who definitely have copious amounts of gay sex

Scarian (Scar and Grian): I mean. How can they not be on here. They're horribly divorced and will never get better and it's the most amazing thing.

In regards to your life team list for this year:

How does it feel to know that Gem and Pearl are back together, but instead of Grian having his divorce mediated, he’s being the girl’s mediator?

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oh wow my first ask!! Hi op ^^

honestly? I LOVE this team. They're so stupid and silly together and even (or especially) with Grian as their mediator there's more than enough shinyduo content to go around this week 😭 like honestly they need to stop for my sanity /silly

In regards to Grian being the mediator and not the mediated, its honestly so funny how it's literally the opposite lmaoo