spicy!

despicable me is a valid movie facebook moms just decided the minions were funny instead of paying attention to the found family message that it was actually about

it was simply about a bald russian man with fucked up legs that learned that loving his three adopted daughters is more important than stealing the moon

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

Imagine your Otp (with best friends in the background)

currently: going thru an unexpected and confusing heartbreak. pls send love

this really fucking sucks holy shit

god damb this feels unfair and also sucks so hard

currently: going thru an unexpected and confusing heartbreak. pls send love

this really fucking sucks holy shit

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant