Imperfection Is Beauty

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

If you too saw a unicorn you’d never shut up either

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

trust the timing of everything. just because it’s not happening right now doesn’t mean it never will.

Freaks and Geeks (1999)

hey ladies in 2017, we’re telling our man exactly how we feel instead of making them play connect 4 with out feelings and thoughts

how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65

I’m……………the 1930s,

Explain